#nyc problems

Flashing your emergency lights just tells the cops that you know you're doing wrong. #NewYorkCityProblems

Just say no to coyotes. #NYCproblems

Yeah. Sure you granola-cruncher. Wild coyotes scampering about. They don't even pick up after themselves. 💩#NYCproblems

Freakin me out #NYCproblems

Rockefeller Center Station New York City

#WildManhattan #newyork #NewYorkCityProblems

So I'm BETWEEN COYOTES? #NYCproblems

Hot humid motherfuck. #subway #NewYorkCityProblems

Airing out testicles. #NYCproblems

Weren't the crackheads a few years ago enough wildlife? #NYCproblems

This isn't fun. Coyotes? Riverside Park is a block from me. #NYCproblems

God hates me. Too much winter. #NYCproblems

Maybe if I did this on the subway Id get a car to myself. Probably not. #NYCproblems

If you like drinking Clorox it's fine. #NYCproblems #nyc

FUNNY NEW YORK BUM!!

Half an hour later... THEY WENT TO GET PARTS. #NewYorkCityProblems

Traffic is really moving on the West Side Highway. #NewYorkCityProblems

#WildManhattan #newyork #NewYorkCityProblems

I can spit rhymes! Can I become a Williamsburg sensation? #NewYorkCityProblems #newyork #rapgod

I've been on this bus for an hour & l'm not even halfway home. Screw Midtown traffic. #NewYorkCityProblems